The Imagi-Nation Sometimes I spell words wrong. Not awlays. Frick.

What’s sad is that pie has kind of gone out of style with today’s younger generation. They’ve gone all ‘baklava’ and ‘gourmet cupcake.’ The cupcake, too…I think the cupcake’s pretty proud of itself…

You should start eating more pie. I should start eating more pie. Pie equals peace. Pie keeps families at the dinner table longer; it keeps them talking. If more families ate pie today, fewer kids would join gangs. There would be fewer teen pregnancies. Pie prevents promiscuity. Yeah, that’s pretty solid. Someone do a run of t-shirts: ‘Pie Prevents Promiscuity.’